How many sheep.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

    So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

    Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

    The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

    "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

    Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

    She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

    She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

    The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Good one. :rofl
     
  3. softailhog

    softailhog Active Member

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  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    that is funny !!!!