Holy Email

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    HOLY E-MAIL
    One day God was looking down at
    earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
    that was going on...


    So He called His angels and sent
    one to earth for a time.



    When the angel returned,
    he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth;
    95% are misbehaving and only
    5% are not.

    God thought for a moment and said,
    'Maybe I had better send down a second
    angel to get another opinion.'



    So God called another angel and sent
    her to earth for a time.


    When the angel returned she went to
    God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth
    is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,
    but 5% are being good...'


    God was not pleased.




    So He decided to e-mail the 5%
    who were good, because he wanted to
    encourage them, and give them a little
    something to help them keep going.
    Do you know what the e-mail said?

    Okay, I was just wondering,
    because I didn't get one either.
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Sorry to hear that gator, I got mine!:D
     
  3. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    So what did it say? Nope didn't get mine either!
     
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    wife got one but wouldn't share :D
     
  5. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    He told me because I was one of the 5% and doing such a good job that next year I'm getting a brand new Harley ultra classic.:s
     
  6. turnerbend

    turnerbend Active Member

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    It said to continue to live right and don't believe what you see or hear on the Internet.
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    did you tell him Jack was your brother, because if he finds out on his own he may change his mind!!!!:small3d005::small3d005:
     
  8. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Good point, i never thought of that! I'll just tell him Jack was adopted.:bigsmiley22: