Hey Vets: this Bud's for you

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by springer03, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. springer03

    springer03 Active Member

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    :cheers The Sergeant! :cheers

    The Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him, 'Get your carcus over here! What's your name?"

    "Paul," the new recruit replied.

    "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull they're teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the sergeant scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant.' Do I make myself clear?"

    "Yes, sir, Sergeant!"

    "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

    The recruit sighed. "Darling, My name is Paul Darling."

    "Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do..."


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    VETERAN -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve -- a veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to, and including his life."
     
  2. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    It always pays to be flexible and able to think fast.
     
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    In the field innovation, it's what makes our military great :lolrolling
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    When I arrived at Fort Knox for Basic training, The DI told us we were going to love the Army. He said every day is like a holiday and every meal a banquet. I think he lied! :bigsmiley24: