Hey little girl, want to go for a ride?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by black magic, May 8, 2009.

  1. black magic

    black magic Member

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    HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

    A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
    "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
    "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
    The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
    "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
    "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
    "Okay kid, my last offer!
    I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out....

    "Look Dad"

    "Your the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"!

    "YOU RIDE IT!"
    o~`o
     
  2. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    .....what was Dad thinking?????? :dknow
     
  3. skcm2006

    skcm2006 Member

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    A buddy sent this too me and my daughter when I had a Honda - My daughter thought it was funny - I did not see the humor until now - :p
     
  4. dynadad

    dynadad Member

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    HA...HA...HA...:lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  5. BigDave

    BigDave Member

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    I needed a laugh today!!!:bigsmiley20:
     
  6. motordad

    motordad Member

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    I represent that, I had a Honda.
     
  7. jwoo1800

    jwoo1800 Member

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    I'm gonna have to use that. Boss drives a honda.
     
  8. jessemoya

    jessemoya Member

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    LOL.

    I'm new to the anti-Honda thing. My brother has one and well... for now I'd rather see him on that.
     
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