Hero's among us

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ronhend, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. ronhend

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    Subject:*One Tough Harley Guy
    Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!
    On January 9th, a group of*Pekin,*Illinois*bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .*
    So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
    She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."*

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"*

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.*

    After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."*

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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  2. whitmw

    whitmw Member

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    Very good.
     
  3. turnerbend

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    He was pushed.........
     
  4. lorne

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  5. dreamcast18

    dreamcast18 New Member

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    lol good one