Health Care Reform According to Doctors (chuckle)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mz Bling, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Mz Bling

    Mz Bling Member

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    THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL PIECE:

    So what do doctors think of Health Care Reform? It all depends on the specialty.

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands and cut through the whole thing.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
     
  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! Very good!!:D


    Then you take all that and throw in a bunch of lawyers and - ah never mind - they would want a continuance on the matter!!!