Harley Jokes..Can we laugh at ourselves ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tigg, Apr 19, 2010.

  1. Tigg

    Tigg Junior Member

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    How do you know you're riding a Harley?
    While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

    Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
    Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

    Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the side stands are down?
    They're afraid to lean over that far.

    What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home?
    The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

    Why don't Harley riders wave at sport bike riders?
    Because they don't want to drop their tools.

    How do you know the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are working?
    You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

    What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
    Sturgis!

    How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
    They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

    How does an engineer show he is deserving of a job at Harley?
    He must demonstrate he is capable of designing a device which can successfully turn
    gasoline into noise and vibration.

    What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
    The location of the dirt bags.

    Why do Harleys have fringes?
    So you can tell if they're moving.

    How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
    They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

    How do you know your Harley is handling great?
    You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

    What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
    The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

    What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's
    being ridden there?
    The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

    Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
    Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

    Where can you find the largest collection of Harley jokes in the world?
    On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee

    Why do Harley owners love chrome?
    Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.
     
  2. Jdsmitty10

    Jdsmitty10 Active Member

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    Haha....im laughin
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  3. biscuit

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    I thought you'd left.
    Still,with blasphemous jokes like those you could still be leaving.:newsmile100:

    They're pretty funny and with more than a grain of truth.
     
  4. jaceddie

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    Ouch! A few on these seem a little close to home. :newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  5. Tigg

    Tigg Junior Member

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    :newsmile100: I'm gonna rememer that one
     
  6. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Welcome back Tigg, I'm still laughing...and what Hobbit said...there are no words! Gotta find a kleenx or stand up, my ribs hurt...!:newsmile100:
     
  7. Safehaven

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    A friend send me this episode of south park a while back:

    South Park Episode Player - The F Word

    I thought it was hilarious..

    (I think I don't have to remind anyone that obscenities occur in south park, right? So be warned if you click this..)

    Take care,
     
  8. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    Only once and I kicked him over
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Junior Member Contributor

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    Since were having fun bashing our beloved scooters.....

    What do Harleys and dogs have in common? They both like to takes leaks and ride in pickups!:D
     
  10. Slowrider

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    :newsmile100:

    Oh that is painfull :D