Harley / Goldwing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Not entirely true but funny none the less:D


    Harley Riders
    "This beer is flat, let's trash the place."

    Goldwing Drivers
    "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."

    Harley Riders
    "Live to ride. Ride to Live."

    Goldwing Drivers
    "Eat to ride. Ride to Eat."

    Harley Riders
    "Loud pipes save lives"

    Goldwing Drivers
    "Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

    Harley Riders
    Black leather jacket and chaps

    Goldwing Drivers
    Red snowmobile suit

    Harley Riders
    Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back

    Goldwing Drivers
    Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back

    Harley Riders
    Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"

    Goldwing Drivers
    Meets other riders at Denny's

    Harley Riders
    Biker Mama on the back

    Goldwing Drivers
    HER Mama on the back.

    Harley Riders
    Rolling thunder

    Goldwing Drivers
    BarcoLounger with wheels

    Harley Riders
    Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.

    Goldwing Drivers
    Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches

    Harley Riders
    Riding in groups of two

    Goldwing Drivers
    Riding in groups of twenty

    Harley Riders
    Ape hanger bars and splinter seats

    Goldwing Drivers
    Big wide seats for big wide butts

    Harley Riders
    Cross city ride ends at topless bar

    Goldwing Drivers
    Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

    Harley Riders
    National rider's group meeting called "Hog Rally".

    Goldwing Drivers
    International group affair called "Wing Ding".
     
  2. bikerdad

    bikerdad Active Member

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    Yeh, I can relate to some of these points, but it is funny.
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Some hit close to home. :rofl
     
  4. Jim B.

    Jim B. Junior Member

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    I have an 09 Road Glide and an 05 Goldwing. A lot of truth in those comparisons.
     
  5. lowriderjim

    lowriderjim Member

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    I have always said that Harley riders drink beer and Goldwing riders eat ice cream. I don't drink beer any more. I hope that doesn't mean I have to get rid of my Harley.

    I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car.
     
  6. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Lots of truth in that. I don't drink beer anymore, but do like Ice cream
     
  7. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    To be honest...I eat way more ice cream over beer I drink. :D
     
  8. maine-e-axe

    maine-e-axe Junior Member

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    I could do a Budweiser float maybe, with rainbow jimmies.:rofl:cheers
     
  9. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Alot of this rings true. Don't like ice cream, does that mean I can have another beer??
     
  10. DavHJ

    DavHJ Member

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    [I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car.[/QUOTE]

    The new Gold Wings are nothing more than two wheel Accords. I like the old 1000cc 4 cylinder wings better.
    but that is just me.
    Dave