Not entirely true but funny none the less Harley Riders "This beer is flat, let's trash the place." Goldwing Drivers "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%." Harley Riders "Live to ride. Ride to Live." Goldwing Drivers "Eat to ride. Ride to Eat." Harley Riders "Loud pipes save lives" Goldwing Drivers "Honey, will you turn down the radio?" Harley Riders Black leather jacket and chaps Goldwing Drivers Red snowmobile suit Harley Riders Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back Goldwing Drivers Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back Harley Riders Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House" Goldwing Drivers Meets other riders at Denny's Harley Riders Biker Mama on the back Goldwing Drivers HER Mama on the back. Harley Riders Rolling thunder Goldwing Drivers BarcoLounger with wheels Harley Riders Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL. Goldwing Drivers Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches Harley Riders Riding in groups of two Goldwing Drivers Riding in groups of twenty Harley Riders Ape hanger bars and splinter seats Goldwing Drivers Big wide seats for big wide butts Harley Riders Cross city ride ends at topless bar Goldwing Drivers Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen. Harley Riders National rider's group meeting called "Hog Rally". Goldwing Drivers International group affair called "Wing Ding".