Happy Valentines

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dr.Evil, Feb 13, 2011.

  1. Dr.Evil

    Dr.Evil Junior Member

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    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels, and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had made wild love all night.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What's for dinner, Zorro?"
     
  2. Mad Dog Jim

    Mad Dog Jim Banned

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    I think that's because its the same guy in all three scenarios - LOL
     
  3. buck484

    buck484 Active Member Contributor

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    Thanks for the funny.