Haircut

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    A guy stuck his head into a
    barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
    'About 2 hours.' The
    guy left.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
    asked, How loncg before I can get a haircut?'
    The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3
    hours.' The guy left.

    A week later,
    the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How
    long before I can get a haircut?'

    The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an
    hour and a half.' The guy left.

    The barber turned to his friend
    and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor.
    Follow that guy and see where he goes.
    He keeps asking how long he has to wait
    for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'

    A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
    laughing hysterically.

    The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go
    when he leaves?'

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
    'Your house!'
     
  2. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    Yep like that one.
     
  3. skcm2006

    skcm2006 Member

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    Now that is FUNNY!:D
     
  4. miketini24

    miketini24 Member

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    oh my!!