Had to Potty

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Cyclops, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
    Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to potty (#1), so they stopped in the cemetery.

    Neither of them had anyhing to wipe with so one of the ladies decided she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

    The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

    "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her back-side that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Now that is Golden LOL thanks Cyclops:newsmile100:
     
  3. Nuke99

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    I haven't stopped laughing yet! :cheers
     
  4. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    love it!
     
  5. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Excellent .
     
  6. buck484

    buck484 Active Member Contributor

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    Funny !!!