Guess I should have kept my mouth shut

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gasbag, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. gasbag

    gasbag Active Member

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    Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
     
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  2. drake

    drake Senior Member

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    That was a good one!!!
     
  3. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    At least you won't have to eat any vegetables anymore! :p
     
  4. oppirs

    oppirs Member

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    Ha ha, nice one!
     
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    bluewave New Member

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  6. harleybiker

    harleybiker Member

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    I like it...........................:D

    hb
     
  7. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    That'l teach ya!!