Great Motorcycle Lies

Discussion in 'General Harley Davidson Topic' started by MWGB, May 23, 2009.

  1. MWGB

    MWGB Member

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    Ever fibbed to your spouse about "upgrades" to your bike? I have.

    Here's one: "No hun, I didn't change the pipes, those are the ones I always had. "

    To give due credit, I found this lie here: Great Motorcycle Lies

    What are your "Great Motocycle Lies"?

    Enjoy the Memorial Day weekend. Take a moment to look to the sky and thank those who have made the greatest sacrifice for our freedom.

    MWGB
     
  2. elctricstart

    elctricstart Member

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    Thanks ,I might need them .LOL
     
  3. Jim B.

    Jim B. Junior Member

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    Along those same lines:

    1. The check is in the mail.

    2. I'll still respect you in the morning.

    3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
     
  4. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Ahhh.... I had a flat...yeah thats it ...I had a flat.:D
     
  5. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Yeah, but the smell of burning rubber, small piles of rubber all over the swingarm, and your relatively clean hands (LOL)...MIGHT give you away!:newsmile090:
     
  6. Crazyfrog

    Crazyfrog Active Member

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    My wife commented when I brought the ultra home that it was quiet. We agreed that when I bought it, that was it.....I would not pile money into it.
    So I told her that as it broke in it would get louder......hehehe

    She still does not realize that it has true duels with stage 1.
     
  7. walt5162

    walt5162 Active Member

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    Look honey... the Harley elves dropped one off at our house too! :reyes
     
  8. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    I have a solution thats simpler then lying,I just hand my wife the reciept,smile and tell her to put it in the Harley file:D
     
  9. Lancer

    Lancer Junior Member

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    From the FAA:

    Were not happy until your not happy.


     
  10. fin_676

    fin_676 Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    When a package of parts arrive i tell her that the parts are all for her bike

    Brian