Golfer, Caddy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

    *Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks*
    #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
    #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
    #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
    #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
    #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
    much of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
    #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
    #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
    #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour a go."
    and the #1 best caddy comment:
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
  2. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    Just wail until I get my hands on that caddy; I paid him good money to not discuss my game with anyone.