Golf accident

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course where we were living in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay? What's your name?"



    "It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

    "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

    "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

    She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

    After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

    "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Under the cart!" I said.
     
  2. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one :lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Sounds like more than a couple of nights on the couch!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. mc2

    mc2 Active Member Contributor

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    Thats a great laugh on a saturday afternoon. thanks
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Don't take up golf Joe:lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :p Now that is funny, but I don't golf :lolrolling:lolrolling