Girls Night Out

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1Qtswede, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. 1Qtswede

    1Qtswede Member

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    Why ladies should avoid a girls night out after they are married....If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
    I told him " MIDNIGHT". He didn't seem ticked off in the least.

    Whew! I got away with that one!

    Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh (edited)", cuckooed 4 more times,
    cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
  2. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Yep... I laughed out loud...
     
  3. Bud White

    Bud White Well-Known Member Retired Moderators

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    thats funny right there i dont care who you are
     
  4. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    BUSTED!!!:cheers
     
  5. Slipkid

    Slipkid Member

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    hmmm I'm taking the batteries out of our clock!