funnys

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walleye, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. walleye

    walleye Junior Member Contributor

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    A man visiting the Doctor and the Dr says, "you are going to live to be 50" The man says "I am 50"!, The Dr. says, "See, What I tell ya!"

    The Doctors receptionist walks into his office and says "the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead outside your door as he left your office!" The Dr. said "turn him around so it looks like he was coming in!"

    Did you hear about the Texas Pirate? He wore two eye patches!

    OK, thats enuff...... B4 you throw me out! :s
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That's a hoot! :rofl
     
  3. khewell

    khewell Member

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    I know Dr.s like that............