Funny and unfortunately mostly true

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Crambo, Jan 4, 2009.

  1. Crambo

    Crambo Active Member

    Here's some you may not have already heard, some of them quite funny some of them not!

    Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
    The other 5% actually made it home.

    Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
    Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

    What's the cheapest way to get another 50 hp from your Harley?
    Trade it in on a Suzuki.

    Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the side stands are down?
    They're afraid to lean over that far.

    What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home?
    The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

    How do you know you're riding a Harley?
    While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

    Why don't Harley riders wave at sport bike riders?
    Because they don't want to drop their tools.

    How do you know the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are working?
    You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

    What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?

    How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
    They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

    How does an engineer show he is deserving of a job at Harley?
    He must demonstrate he is capable of designing a device which can successfully turn
    gasoline into noise and vibration.

    What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
    The location of the dirt bags.

    Why do Harleys have fringes?
    So you can tell if they're moving.

    How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
    They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

    How do you know your Harley is handling great?
    You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

    What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
    The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

    What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's
    being ridden there?
    The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

    Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
    Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

    Where can you find the largest collection of Harley jokes in the world?
    On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee

    Why do Harley owners love chrome?
    Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.

    You know you're a Harley rider if?
    1. You're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
    2. You confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".
    3."Water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a
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  2. Ken S.

    Ken S. Active Member

  3. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    So where are the ones you thought were funny?
  4. drake

    drake Senior Member

    Sounds like jokes written by those who can't afford them!!!:small3d002:
  5. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

    Obviously jokes writ by rice burner owners.
  6. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member


    Those who can do , those who can't ride metric:D

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

    Heard most of them before at different times...the funny thing IS how the perception is continued by those who do not ride or have very little experience with the actual HD marque. It is good to be able to laugh at ourselves, and not take things too seriously. :D
  8. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

    Welcome back Rich Iwas just asking Glider where the heck you were:D
  9. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    By WHOM? :lolrolling:cheers
  10. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

    When he realized we were talking to him he vanished,I guess he won't be inviting us over anytime soon!:lero:lero