Two guys, Dave and John, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Dave stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Dave blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Budweiser!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. John looked disgustedly at Dave whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment John said, "Nice going Dave! Now we're going to have to p in the boat.