For the Love of Beer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by zoood, Jan 15, 2011.

  1. zoood

    zoood Junior Member Product Contributor

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    Two guys, Dave and John, were adrift in a lifeboat.

    While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Dave stumbled across an old lamp.

    He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

    This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Dave blurted out,

    "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Budweiser!"

    The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned

    into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.

    Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. John looked disgustedly at Dave whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment John said, "Nice going Dave!



    Now we're going to have to p in the boat.
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one. always one in the crowd who has to think of that
     
  3. workindog

    workindog New Member

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    Nice going Dave ! no doubt ,, as a brewer of some pretty decent ales and lagers,, im thinkin Bud may have made the wrong wish,,lol
     
  4. wilks3

    wilks3 Junior Member

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    He forgot to say "COLD"..........
    wilks3
    :USA
     
  5. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    They are probably hoping the never get saved now...