for the golfers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    A Member stood over his approach on the 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

    He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

    Finally his exasperated partner asked, ‘What the heck is taking so long?'

    'My wife is watching me from the gallery at the clubhouse,' the Member explained. 'and I want to make a perfect shot.'

    His companion was not encouraging and said, 'You don't have a chance of hitting her from here.'
     
  2. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Now that's funny!!:newsmile100:
     
  3. DakotaRob

    DakotaRob Active Member

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    Ha ha, that is a good one! :bigsmiley24:
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    :lolrolling I'm not into golfing but that sounds like fun...
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    lorne,

    That is just wrong...but I like it!!
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i gave up golfing years ago.... but when i do golf it is for one reason... to make other people feel good about their game :D
     
  7. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Thats pretty nice of you to do that....You must be playing with some real pros Lorne..:)