For all you golfers out there!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, May 8, 2008.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    *Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks*
    #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
    coincidence."

    #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
    much of a distraction."

    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour a go."

    and the #1 best caddy comment:
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
     
  2. Fourdogs

    Fourdogs Junior Member

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    Lov It !.............:d
     
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Sounds like you speak here from experience :bigsmiley20:
     
  4. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    Hey I resemble these remarks.:bigsmiley21:
     
  5. bubbacraft

    bubbacraft Active Member

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    funny stuff
     
  6. StuckInTime

    StuckInTime Member

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    That had me rolling! Funny stuff, and I haven't heard those before. I always claim I'm a better goofer than golfer.
     
  7. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    why not both??
     
  8. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    When it comes to golf I'm a one handycap That is I play like I'm a handycap in fact I've seen handycap people that play much better than I. In fact I've had them refer to me as the "haddycrap' player because just about everytime I make a shot I end up yelling "O-CRAP!!!". One time I had a big knot on my head because I hit the ball and it sliced so much that it did a big u-turn and came back and hit me in the head before I could duck. I'm no longer alowed to play on courses that have houses on them. I once payed a $150.00 to play a round of golf; That came out to about a buck per shot. :cry
     
  9. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    The only time I ever played golf the sod went farther than to ball.:bigsmiley20:
     
  10. ekw13Fatboy

    ekw13Fatboy Active Member

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    and how many would be out on the course more often if Harley still put their name on golf carts.