football blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    Football and the Blonde
    Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member Contributor

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    Good one, Why aren't you working?:p
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i am can't you tell
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, pretty good one, lorne!
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Oh good I had to tell my wife that one and she's heard most all of them.
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    more to come :D