Fishing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HarleyHarry, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
    because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.


    The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock , fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.

    His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"

    Dave replied. Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go
    fishing.


    Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......:newsmile025:



    SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
     
  2. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Hope he got something really good, before, during and after the fishing day...eh...besides good food anyway! :bigsmiley22:
     
  3. Thundermug

    Thundermug Member

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    That was a good one! I need to remember that the next time I go fishing!
     
  4. hhholly

    hhholly Member

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    Hahahaha... that is a classic!!
     
  5. hennielowe

    hennielowe Banned

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    good one