Favorite Cookies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by StGlide1958, Feb 6, 2010.

  1. StGlide1958

    StGlide1958 Member

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    A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

    There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

    "Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That's a good one. :laugh
     
  3. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    Something to be said for a woman who plans ahead.
     
  4. Charlies Harley

    Charlies Harley Active Member

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    LOL very good
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I did not know my ex had remarried.
     
  6. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

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    Charlie, could happen eh!!

    Take care and ride safe eh!!:D
     
  7. Charlies Harley

    Charlies Harley Active Member

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    I can see it happening.
     
  8. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That is just wrong, But funny!
     
  9. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

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    definitely wrong but funny!
     
  10. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    sounds just like her