Employment Testing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by TXRKC, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. TXRKC

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    Bubba applied for an engineering position.

    Jim applied for the same job. Both applicants, having the same
    qualifications, were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon
    completion of the test, both men only missed one of the
    questions.

    The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thanks for your interest,
    but we've decided to give the Jim the job."

    Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got
    nine questions correct!"

    The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the
    correct answers, but, rather, on the one question that you
    both missed."

    Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be
    better than the other?"

    The manager said: "Bubba, it's like this. On question No. 4
    Jim put down; 'I don't know.'

    You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Now if I can get off the floor from laughing.>>>>>>>>:lolrolling:lolrolling
    Good one!!!!!
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :lolrolling I am choking:lolrolling
     
  4. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Note to self: Do NOT drink anything while reading jokes. Especially jokes as funny as this one. It causes a mess!
     
  5. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    Seeing that would have been almost as funny as the joke :)
     
  6. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    My keyboard nice n dry now. And my nose has stopped burning!! LOL
     
  7. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Got to be one of the best in a long while:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ya gotta love Bubba...good one.