Eat the watermelons

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

    The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

    He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.

    The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"
     
  2. TXMikey

    TXMikey Junior Member

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    Good one!
     
  3. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    HA HA I like it....but how did the kids get a hold of cyanide?
     
  4. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    that is a good one.
     
  5. dfbales

    dfbales Active Member

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    an eye for a eye
     
  6. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Wow, didn't expect that. :laugh