Easter Blond

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    A CANADIAN BLONDE EXPLAINS EASTER

    Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to
    tell him what Easter represented.

    The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they
    have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

    St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

    The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus's
    birth and exchange gifts."

    St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

    The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and

    St.Peter said, "So, tell me."

    She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
    Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with
    his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "

    St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

    Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the
    boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    That is SOOO funny and BAD @ the same time:p
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    :bigsmiley20:
     
  4. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Good one.:newsmile100: