drinking and driving

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

    As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.


    A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

    Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.


    Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.

    I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :swoon Good one Gator :bigsmiley11:
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I collect taxi cabs!:newsmile108:
     
  4. colnajoe

    colnajoe Member

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    Very good move, not only did you save your life, but the lives of all those you would have put at risk passing by. I've scraped up WAY too many over my 30 years of coppin'.

    Takes a HUGE man to realize that, when liqour usually gives us extra muscles, alligator mouth, and bravado...

    I have great respect for you and your actions, gator508!

    HOLD ON.....YOU DROVE A BUS, NOT TOOK A BUS......I TAKE BACK WHAT i SAID:newsmile055:
     
  5. softail41

    softail41 Active Member

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    You got me.....I was reading and thinking this is not a joke until the last line! Good one!
     
  6. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    QUOTE==Mat.....I am sorry to say he had me going also..:)
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL, he had me going to Joe Good one Gator:p
     
  8. CatWoman

    CatWoman Active Member

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    :lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling

    I'm curious Gator, was anyone else in the bus? :D
     
  9. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Good one :lolrolling

    I want to share a real experience I had a few years ago.
    During Oktoberfest.
    I had a few too many so we decided to call a cab to take us home.
    Cabbie gets stopped and charged with impaired at a roadside check
    We spend 21/2 hrs. on the side of the road waiting for another cab to come and get us,none show up.A cop ends up driving us back to the Condordia club to get my truck and I drove home.