Don't say this to a cop

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

    17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

    16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

    15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

    14. Bad cop. No donut.

    13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

    12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

    11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

    10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

    9. I pay your salary

    8. So uh, you on the take or what?

    7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

    6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

    4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

    3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

    2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

    1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Another good one. :D
     
  3. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    Ha ha great. I have a shirt with these printed on it.
     
  4. killertiki

    killertiki Member

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    cool, they say to become a cop your IQ cant be larger than your shoe size,lol
     
  5. Thorns

    Thorns Active Member

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    Hey Bubba...watch dis...

    Thorns
     
  6. rocket23

    rocket23 Member

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    Found on ct. licence plate. : WHA-COP.
     
  7. Lex87

    Lex87 New Member

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    Those are awesome - I haven't seen anything funnier for ages!