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Doctors lecture

Redfish-Joe

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
 
A guy with bad stomach pain went to see his doctor.

The doctor ran a million dollars worth of tests and said he'd call the patient
with the results.

The guy got a call from the doctor a few days later and the doctor said he had bad news and terrible news.

The guy said, what's the bad news?

The doctor said, you have 24 hours to live.

The guy then said, well then wha''ts the terrible news?

The doctor said, I was supposed to call you yesterday...:newsmile011:
 
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