A calm, respectable lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked into his eyes and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" "I need it to poison my husband," the lady replied simply. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady said nothing but reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."