Divorce versus Murder...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    A calm, respectable lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the

    pharmacist, looked into his eyes and said, "I'd like to buy some

    cyanide."



    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



    "I need it to poison my husband," the lady replied simply.



    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I

    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!

    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of

    bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"



    The lady said nothing but reached into her purse and pulled out a

    picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you

    had a prescription."
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Too funny!
     
  3. softail41

    softail41 Active Member

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    Good one!
     
  4. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Priceless
     
  5. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Very Good:)
     
  6. TXMikey

    TXMikey Junior Member

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    Too funny! :newsmile105:
     
  7. DakotaRob

    DakotaRob Active Member

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    Too funny! :lolrolling
     
  8. CPT MAR

    CPT MAR Member

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    That was a very nice.