Dinner

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redheadsittingat the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...

    'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

    'No,' she replies. . .


    Wait for it.

    It's coming. .

    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

    She says:
    'You just happened to catch my eye.'
     
  2. cityofchampions

    cityofchampions Member

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    When he said he'd meet her at the restaurant tomorrow she replied " I'll keep an eye out for you."
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    :newsmile100:polarbear that's bad.......in a good way
     
  4. 92FXRS

    92FXRS Active Member

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    Polarbear, let me guess.....you're a salesman.
    Only salesmen know every joke in the book.
    Thanks for all you send, look forward to them:newsmile100:
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    92FXRS, No not a salesman. I used to be a truck driver. Nothing to do driving all night but listen to and tell jokes. Thanks for enjoying them!
     
  6. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Polarbear, I don't know how you remember all those jokes. And they are good ones too.:newsmile100: