Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Zamadan, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. Zamadan

    Zamadan Active Member

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    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
    wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
    wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
    ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
    know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
    walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
    has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
    taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
    she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
    and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
    down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
    garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
    street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
    Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
    leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
    dealer?

    Thanks,

    Bob
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Good reply!:D
     
  3. Lancer

    Lancer Junior Member

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    Dear Bob,
    Dump the (EDIT), get your bike to the Harley Dealer ASAP.

    Abby
     
  4. drake

    drake Senior Member

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    Good idea Richard! Dear Glider would give us a chance to address some of our concerns directly to the big guy!!!
     
  5. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Not a chance :D
     
  6. tsp45acp

    tsp45acp Active Member

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    Soooo, getting back to the question at hand----did he fix it himself or take it to the dealer?:D Tracy