Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Fatboy07NH, Jan 13, 2009.

  1. Fatboy07NH

    Fatboy07NH Banned

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    Dear Abby,
    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    Thanks,
    Bob
     
  2. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Got me..hook line and sinker, but I think you can fix it your self:D
     
  3. Crambo

    Crambo Active Member

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    Sorry to have to break it to you Bob but "They all do that"...:55:
     
  4. woodman

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    Whatever became of your wife?
     
  5. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    Better get the oil off, oil stains are hard to remove!
     
  6. hobo55

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    See if he's a wrench before you do anthing stupid and tell her you'll miss her.