Crazy Goat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dr.Evil, Oct 4, 2010.

  1. Dr.Evil

    Dr.Evil Junior Member

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    Two young lads in the woods happen upon a deep pit. They start throwing rocks in, amazed at how deep the pit is, there seems to be no bottom. They search through the woods and find a big log, drag it over to the pit, and push it in. A moment later they hear a commotion coming towards them; it looks as if they are being charged by a crazed goat. As they duck, the goat runs straight past them like they are not even there, and jumps right into the pit. Well the two boys are dumbfounded at what they had just seen. As they turn around, a local farmer is standing right behind them and asks what is going on? The boys tell the farmer the story of the crazy goat, and the farmer just can’t believe it. One of the boys asks the farmer if the goat belongs to him, the farmer replies “It could not have been mine; my goat is tied up to a log over yonder”
     
  2. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Aaahhh.....poor goat! :(
     
  3. sprinklerfitter669

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  4. Billbo

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    "You boys ever heard of a whooppin?"
     
  5. Beer Hound

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    I must have told that joke 10 times this week after reading it! Thanks! Very funny
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL, I like it Bill Get em:p