Cowboy whisperer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HarleyHarry, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    COWBOY WHISPERER

    Cowboy: "That your dog?"
    Indian: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' all right."
    Indian: (Look of shock!)
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
    Dog: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
    Horse: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
    Indian: (Look of total amazement)
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Indian: "Sheep lie."
     
  2. Agro

    Agro Active Member

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    Not bad.
     
  3. fixit57x

    fixit57x Member

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    Lol I Like It.
     
  4. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Good one!:D
     
  5. fixit57x

    fixit57x Member

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    I Haven't Her That One In A While.
    Its Still Funny As Hell.