Comparisons can backfire

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
    father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your
    grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
    and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for
    the offer, and they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your
    grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
    Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

    The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and
    I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
    hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even
    strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

    To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked
    everywhere they went?'
  2. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

    Nice, but could they do this! :Banane34:
  3. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

    very true!