Colonoscopy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    It was my first time visiting Dr Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.



    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

    A Tube of K-Y jelly, A rubber glove And a beer .

    When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc", I'm a little confused This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, And I know what the glove is for, But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

    At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse, "Dang it, Evelyn !!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!"
     
  2. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    :lolrolling that's almost as good as that old colonoscopy thread.

    Let me guess, a Butt lite is a sigmoscopy instead of a colonoscopy ?
     
  3. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Beats the daylight out of me. :D:D

    Me thinks you know WAY too much about this stuff!! :rofl

    Just pickin' at ya my friend!!
     
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl good one joe
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    I probably do, since I've had both. The sigmoscopy is shorter and does not cover the entire colon. It's used for certain symtomatic issues that I won't go into. The big boy is the colonoscopy though, it goes ALLLLLLLLLLL the way to the end of the large intestine, and a Bud lite would be handy right afterwards. :lolrolling
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, the nurse was blonde! Good one!