closing time

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular biker bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his motorcycle. After trying his keys on five other bikes, he finally found his own bike. He sat on his motorcycle in a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, and again on and off. He started his engine and pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed. "I doubt it," said the man, "You see, tonight I am the designated decoy... I haven't had a drink all day!"
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    More than one way to skin a cat:D
     
  3. jody7734

    jody7734 Active Member

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    Funny, not sure i'd condone in real life though
     
  4. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Could be quite the profitable operation if everyone chipped in some money for the decoy!
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That's good right there!
     
  6. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Now that's funny:)
     
  7. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Too bad my partying days are over, that might have worked pretty good. :D