Church Gambling

[glider]

Las Vegas churches
Accept gambling
Chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU ​

DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?​

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[krikket]

Would you like some ham with that cheese?:khee

 

[threesteps]

Hmm.......wouldn't advise going out if there is ANY posibillity of lightning. Hear those Chip Monks have some connections with the Big Guy.

 

[T wrecks]

:rofl