Christmas Season

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by threesteps, Dec 18, 2010.

  1. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.' You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The old Nebraska farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Husker replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season
    Began......
     
  2. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    My side hurts, thanks :lolrolling
     
  3. orourcs

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    best one I've heard for a while.
     
  4. Mainah

    Mainah Junior Member

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    Thats a good one, I'm going to change the farmer to biker and pass it along. Makes more sense that way.:small3d019: at least to me.
     
  5. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Good idea.
     
  6. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    :newsmile100: That's funny. Thanks for a really good laugh!
     
  7. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Works for me!
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Still laughing I needed that after a hard day @ work, Thanks:p