Choices

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HarleyHarry, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust,"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Life is full of decisions :D
     
  3. DJMICK

    DJMICK Member

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    its good to be IRISH
     
  4. Fearless1

    Fearless1 Active Member

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    Very Good!!!!!