Childbirth at 65

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Childbirth at 65



    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
    was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
    home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked

    'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
    first.'

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' She said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed,

    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
    'No,
    not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very
    impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!'
    she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
    demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT
    WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!! :D
     
  2. MILO

    MILO Member

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    Funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for posting it.
     
  3. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    Good one.
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I love the jokes on this site. :rofl
     
  5. hogwillis

    hogwillis Member

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    hi polarbear.
    i like that one.
    its like,
    what did the zero say to the 8
    NICE BELT!
     
  6. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    ..... darn, forgot what I was going to say :lolrolling
     
  7. rhino

    rhino Banned

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    i was that way at 30
     
  8. turnup

    turnup Member

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    HARDEE HAR HAR!!!!That was funny! You know what they say don't you?.... that the memory is the second thing to go......................sorry but can't remember what the first thing is..
     
  9. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    HA it's sad because I can really see people I know doing that
     
  10. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    that is a good one...