Childbirth at 65

[Polarbear]

Childbirth at 65



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No,
not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very
impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!

 

[MILO]

Funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks for posting it.

 

[Davidw2415]

Good one.

 

[jaceddie]

I love the jokes on this site. :rofl

 

[hogwillis]

hi polarbear.
i like that one.
its like,
what did the zero say to the 8
NICE BELT!

 

[RetiredJake]

..... darn, forgot what I was going to say :lolrolling

 

[rhino]

i was that way at 30

 

[turnup]

HARDEE HAR HAR!!!!That was funny! You know what they say don't you?.... that the memory is the second thing to go......................sorry but can't remember what the first thing is..

 

[Adamal47]

HA it's sad because I can really see people I know doing that

 

[PaulWhite]

that is a good one...