Child Custody

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Stole this from Manny Gomes on Facebook. Couldn't help myself.

    Winnipeg, Canada (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the centre of a Winnipeg courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
    When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:p
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Ouch!!!! Are they really that bad???????
     
  3. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Yeah, they really are. I heard if there were tornado warnings out to head to Bomber field because there is no chance of a touchdown there. :D
     
  4. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Are you sure your not talking about the Vikings Ron?:D
     
  5. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one
     
  6. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Now that's funny!
     
  7. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Or maybe them Picksburg Stillers 0 and 3 in preseason.....
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

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    didn't the Vikings just beat the Titans:D