catholic coffee morning in Rome.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome .


    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
    everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
    people call him 'Your Grace'."


    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
    everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."


    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
    When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
    the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


    slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.

    When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God
     
  2. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Good One!
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  4. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    I would have said "Three Hail Mary's...! But first I have to clean off my monitor and keyboard...! :lolrolling
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Good One!! Laughed so hard, spewed coffee everywhere!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Im choking that was funny, now I need some more coffee:newsmile100: