Canadian Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    A Somali arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the
    first person he sees walking down the street and says .. 'Thank you Mr.
    Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food,
    free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

    The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such
    a beautiful country here in Canada!'

    The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

    The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
    his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada!'

    That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
    Canadian !'

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a Canadian ?'

    She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'

    Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Canadians ?'

    The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work.'
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  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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  3. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Yup, that about it about sums it up. Still funny though.
     
  4. GARVIN

    GARVIN Active Member

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    This joke would be funny if it wasn`t so true , My daughter lives in Vancouver and she says she is the minority.
     
  5. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    It is a sad world that we live in which allows this joke to be a true story.
     
  6. caseyleiser

    caseyleiser Active Member

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    I,m retired so I get to play outside all day.I,m wondering if anyone works anymore what with all the traffic, people in stores and bars. Always packed. Makkes me wonder sometimes.Good joke tho.
     
  7. tubguy

    tubguy Active Member

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    That`s such a true statement!!! But how sad that this is becoming the reality of how this country is!!! I have no issue with immigrants as long as they don`t abuse the system.....
     
  8. Mainah

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    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

    Frederic Bastiat
     
  9. gunnut

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    good joke,and very true here too,with the exception that the ones working are all from eastern europe,(working for 1/2 our wage)and theres no jobs left for us!