can you forgive your enemys?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Nov 12, 2010.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

    'I've outlived 'em!!
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Now thats a good one.:newsmile100:
     
  3. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    The absolute perfect revenge!!!