call in sick excuse

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dogdad, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. dogdad

    dogdad Active Member

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    When you call up work and say you're not coming in because your sick,, the boss will always ask..what's wrong ? then you say you have anal glaucoma......then they'll ask what is that??? and you say: I can't see my "butt" coming into work today.
     
  2. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Now that's just not right! Nothing fair about that.:D
     
  3. Butch

    Butch Active Member

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    this one works to...


    you: I can't come in, I have an eye problem.

    Boss: What sort of eye problem?

    you: I can't see coming into work today.

    :D