Bubba is Dead

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
    suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
    be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
    whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
    He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
    follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
    The guy's voice comes back on the line,

    "Okay, he's dead."
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

    you crack me up with these jokes:newsmile100:
    Keep them coming.