Bubba in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    One day Bubba finally passed away. He found himself standing inside the Pearly Gates and St Peter was talking to him.

    St. Peter said, "Bubba those clocks you are looking at are liars clocks"

    Bubba said, "Liars clocks, what do you mean?"

    St. Peter said, "See that clock there, it belonged to Mother Theresa. And it has never moved. So she never told a lie."

    Bubba said, "Thats amazing, whos clock is that?"

    "That was Abraham Lincoln's clock." said St Peter. "It has only mover twice"

    "I can't get over all the clocks" said Bubba, "Where is Obama's Clock?"

    St. Peter said, "The Big Man has it in his office and is using it as a ceiling fan!"
     
  2. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    LOL!! You have done it now, the SS, FBI and OSI are going to open a file on you..or maybe add to it.
     
  3. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    That's OK. Just as long as the TSA don't get involved! :D
     
  4. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    They're too busy playing with their new x-ray machines!
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Probably had a new fan for a lot of our past commander in chiefs.
     
  6. classicglide

    classicglide Member

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    Now I know what you do when we aren't riding. Your on here telling funnies.When we going riding? your telling to many jokes that I don't hear and have to read.
     
  7. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    When and where. All I need is an excuse to ride!!:D
     
  8. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Just make sure some of them redfish are on the menu...:s you'll have a lot of HDT friends "biting"...!