One day Bubba finally passed away. He found himself standing inside the Pearly Gates and St Peter was talking to him. St. Peter said, "Bubba those clocks you are looking at are liars clocks" Bubba said, "Liars clocks, what do you mean?" St. Peter said, "See that clock there, it belonged to Mother Theresa. And it has never moved. So she never told a lie." Bubba said, "Thats amazing, whos clock is that?" "That was Abraham Lincoln's clock." said St Peter. "It has only mover twice" "I can't get over all the clocks" said Bubba, "Where is Obama's Clock?" St. Peter said, "The Big Man has it in his office and is using it as a ceiling fan!"